Italy, of course! A beautiful country, isn’t it?

Probably the best joke about Italians:

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The script goes as follows:

The Italian man who went to Malta.

One day I went to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress “I wanna two pieces of toast.” She brings me only one piece. I tell her “I want two piece!” She say “Go to the toilet!” I say “You no understand, I want two piece on my plate!” She say “You better not piss on the table you son of a bitch!”I don’t even know the lady and she call me a son of a beach!

Later, I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings be a spoon, a knife, but no fock (fork). I tell her I wanted a fock. She tell me “Everybody wanna fuck.” I tell her “You no understand, I wanna fock on the table.” She say “You better no fuck on the table you son of a bitch!

So I go back to my room in a hotel, and there is no sheets on the bed. “Call the manager, I’m telle himm I wanna sheet.” He telle me to go to the toilet! I say “You no understand, I want a sheet on my bed!” He said “You better not shit on the bed you son of a bitch!”

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk said “Peace on you,” I said “PISS ON YOU TOO YOU SON OF A BEACH! I’M GOING BACK TO ITALIA! Arrivederci!”

And few good remakes too:

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And a techno mix:

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A muted one:

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Counter Strike version:

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And many more…