Italy, of course! A beautiful country, isn’t it?

Probably the best joke about Italians: The script goes as follows: The Italian man who went to Malta. One day I went to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress “I wanna two pieces of toast.” She brings me only one piece. I […]

1. Tell them that Zidane was right. 2. Tell them that French wines, cheeses, or their cuisine are way better than the Italian ones. 3. Ask them if they are members of the mafia or know anyone who is. 4. Ask them to play the mandolin. 5. Laugh about their political situation: if they are […]